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Re: Christmas Jokes
Posted: 20 Dec 2018, 18:59
by Sundancer
Close Ron, but it seems you still have a problem with your r's!!!

Re: Christmas Jokes
Posted: 20 Dec 2018, 20:26
by RON
Haha,
No idea what your on about

Re: Christmas Jokes
Posted: 20 Dec 2018, 21:12
by Sundancer
Hope all this retrospective editing isn't cutting into your building time too much Ron!

Re: Christmas Jokes
Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 14:42
by RON
Bought this faulty telly, sound stuck on full volume.
£5.00, couldn’t turn it down for that price

Re: Christmas Jokes
Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 17:14
by Sundancer
So this British tourist couple enjoying a winter break in Moscow are walking through Red Square with their Russian Intourist guide Rudolph when it starts to hail. “Gosh,” says the girl “that is really heavy hail!” “It isn't hail,” says the guide, “it's frozen rain.” “Surely that's the same thing,” says the girl. “Oh no,” her husband replies, “he's right because.............Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear”
Boom, boom! I'll get my coat.
Re: Christmas Jokes
Posted: 23 Dec 2018, 20:37
by PaulJ
Sundancer wrote: 23 Dec 2018, 17:14
“he's right because.............Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear”
That is absolutely dreadful! Ron, I think he should be shown a yellow card for that.

Re: Christmas Jokes
Posted: 24 Dec 2018, 04:14
by Spike S
Perhaps this 'Trappers' Christmas card would be appropriate ?
Re: Christmas Jokes
Posted: 26 Dec 2018, 12:24
by Wayne_H
PaulJ wrote: 23 Dec 2018, 20:37
Sundancer wrote: 23 Dec 2018, 17:14
“he's right because.............Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear”
That is absolutely dreadful! Ron, I think he should be shown a yellow card for that.
Shouldn't that be a red card,.........

Re: Christmas Jokes
Posted: 27 Dec 2018, 16:06
by RON
Went to one of those “eat as much as you like” Chinese restaurants. Bit of a con though, they only give you one chopstick 🤪
Re: Christmas Jokes
Posted: 27 Dec 2018, 16:20
by Shaun